why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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