They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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