Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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