the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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