: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Plan B is the new Plan A
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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