I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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