Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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