hell yes lets make some ravioli
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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