I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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