Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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