I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
