So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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