In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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