I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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