next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
