guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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