...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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