just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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