Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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