Me. At least after what I've been through.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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