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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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