so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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