You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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