I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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