Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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