Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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