love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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