i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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