Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
