ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
honey bunches of taint.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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