The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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