I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
