apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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