She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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