Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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