so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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