Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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