Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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