Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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