Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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