So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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