What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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