If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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