You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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