That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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