Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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