Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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