Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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