we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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