My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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