apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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